Come See Me On Tour! Please? Pretty Please?
Two weeks until book launch. I shall be (more) insufferable now.
I know. Me again, asking you to pre-order. I’ll keep asking every day for the next couple of weeks, so it’s probably a good idea to just go ahead and pre-order.
Pre-orders are super important for so many reasons, but the benefits for YOU are vast! You’ll get a bunch of free shit. Yes. Bribes.
Submit your preorder receipt here and you’ll receive1:
a digital advanced copy
a signed bookplate
a sticker sheet
a waterless "tattoo”
an entry to win one of 10 sprayed-edge copies
an entry to win accommodations for a murder mystery party at my LA book tour stop!2
Speaking of Book Tour - I’d love to see you!
May 12: Seattle, WA, in conversation with Andrea Dunlop at Third Place Books, Seward Park
May 14: Bend, Oregon, in conversation with Joey Roddy, at Roundabout Bookshop
May 19: Los Angeles, CA in conversation with Reema Zaman at the Palihouse
June 15: Bedford, NY, in conversation with Katie Sise at Bedford Books
June 16: NYC, NY, in conversation with Alix Strauss- TBD! Stay tuned for more.
June 17: Boston, MA, in conversation with Laura McKowen at Hummingbird Books!
Other ways you can help? Shelve it or mark it as “want to read” on Goodreads and then leave a rating/review when you’re finished with it. Share it with your friends or on social media. Share this article here on Substack, or share my posts on Instagram or TikTok. Buy copies for yourself and a friend. Invite me on your podcast. Send a carrier pigeon, IDK.3
That’s all for now! Thank you!
xo Emily
US only, sorry :(
Travel not included
Out of ideas at this point






Saving the date for NYC!!
I'll be at the Bend event!! :)